What Outranks A Princess?
What Outranks A Princess?
A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely
people, so
if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed rather exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
you didn't hear me over those big brute engines" he said, "I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am
called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you.
Tray-up bitch."
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