Beer
BEER PHILOSOPHY
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then
I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that
I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry
about my liver." --by Jack Handy
Feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -- Benjamin Franklin
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