Lets Pray

[tr3nt]

>>FEMALE PRAYER
>>
>> Before I lay me down to sleep,
>> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>> One who's handsome, smart and strong
>> One who loves to listen long,
>> One who thinks before he speaks,
>> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>> I pray he's gainfully employed,
>> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>> Massages my back and begs to do more.
>> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
>> Knows the right answer to "how big is my
>>behind?"
>> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>> And always be my very best friend.

>> Amen.

>>

>>And not to be outdone here is the:
>>MALE PRAYER
>>
>> I pray for a young deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
>> great boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
>> This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

>> Amen.

[nicholasjoe]

LOL great one.

short and to the point.

[ozzie_online88]

that is so true

[sixshooter]

[NORTI]

hhmm dunno abotu the deaf part? I thought ud owuld want her to hear ya say ... get me a beer? lol



D.

[TheForgotten]

wouldn't want a mute, well..... not always......or a boat or boozer, so a nympho with a stutter will do for me.