Mate Match Radio Show

[Jazack]

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.
Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone.
If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name
of their partner(with phone number) for verification. If their partner
answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest
thing you've heard yet Here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this
morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's
work number and call her up.You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?"
(Touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she, I'm Sara."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules
of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes ok."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his
manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well........"

DJ: Come on Sara.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
break"
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

[Ls2_307]

hahah! classic

[commod8]

hahaha that's gold

[sixshooter]

[INSINR8R]

Hahahahaha!!!

[holdensupporter2005]

so did they win the holiday????

[pro_gmh]

Roflmao Pmsl!!!!!

[soyaman]

seen this before in an American version - I suspect its just another homo ploy to desensitise us to their unhealthy life-style choice - lets get real here , is playing is somebody elses anus really worthy of credability ? women have far more sweet things to offer than a sewage pipe .

[ClairBear]

It's an urban legend - never happened, but goes around the world via email etc from time to time. The radio station is generally changed to suit the country of origin.

C.

[TheForgotten]

oh god I just choked on my weetbix

[Jazack]

seriously...

i thought i was funny which was my initial reason for posting in the jokes/humour section. lets not over analyse it 'eh?

soyaman you need to relax a l'il too. it was a joke, and a funny one at that.

i'm a city driver but i don't mind going 'off-road' every once in a while if you get my drift.

it's often those who protest the most that have the proverbial skeleton in their closet.


Cheers

[soyaman]

Hmm, a very standard attempted dismisive put down i notice , nothing in this blokes closet but mens clothes , somebody once wrote that when he came to this country it was illegal ,but now he's thinking of leaving before it becomes compulsory.

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i'm a city driver but i don't mind going 'off-road' every once in a while if you get my drift.

it's often those who protest the most that have the proverbial skeleton in their closet.

[Jazack]

[QUOTE=soyaman]somebody once wrote that when he came to this country it was illegal ,but now he's thinking of leaving before it becomes compulsory.

forgive my insolence oh wise one, but how exactly does that relate to me or my post?

please, oh benevolent one, shed some light on this subject for one so confused as myself.

[ProMaX]

heard it b4.. but always a classic

[soyaman]

answers maybe here , you may get off your knees now thanks im done.
http://www.familyresearchinst.org/

forgive my insolence oh wise one, but how exactly does that relate to me or my post?

please, oh benevolent one, shed some light on this subject for one so confused as myself.

[Mz`BaByVh]

lol! thats great! :P