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a farmer walks into a bar in NZ and is carrying the fluffiest, most wooliest sheep you've ever seen. the bartender asks "Hey mate, dont you think you should shear her?"
the farmer replies "Not a chance, i love her, shes my pride and joy, I wouldnt shear her with anyone"
(for all those who didnt read zoo this week)
never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo
yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours.
the holden mechanic
an ozzy walks into his bed room with a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig i sleep with when you have a headache the girl friend reply i think youll find its a sheep ******** he replys i wasnt talking to you
workaholic
a farmer walks into the kitchen and says to his wife "Quick call the vet!!!!"
she says" don't you mean the doctor"?
he replies "no im as sick as a dog ,i work like a horse, and i sleep with a cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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