What religion is your bra?

[kowan]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and
shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd
like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of
bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady
replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

ALSO
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H
are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


(They forgot the German bra.)
Holtzemfromfloppen!

[ProMaX]

ahhhh yes i understand now

[TheForgotten]

yeah me too...

[Shifty1]

Interesting...

[NORTI]

pppfttt as if guys ever interested in anymore than... *how the hell do I get this thing off?*



D.

[Bax]

Point me in the direction of a guy that can't take off a bra, I want to kick him in the head...

[kowan]

Don't beat ya self up Bax

[Bax]

haha, nah I'm safe - I don't see how it can be a difficult task..

[kowan]

I'd rather take it off then put it one on.