Lil girl goes to a pet shop

[kowan]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp....
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees and asks......
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and furwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like the cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees leans forward and says in a quiet voice.....
"I don't think my pet python weally gives a thit"

[fabz]

HA HA HA HA HA nice

[TheForgotten]

yeah I can picture that. nice work

[Super_star]

hahaha thats funny

[Infus10n]

haha pwned!

[spazvh]

haha nice. man if this would of happened could u emagine the look on the shopkeepers face???!!?!?!?? lol

[SPack]

crack me up!!!!!...
I've got a pet carpet snake, the shoppies stress a bit when you tell them the mice are for the snake. Should get my 4 y/o daughter to ask next time........priceless
(usually buy them frozen, but sometimes they don't have any in the freezer.....)

[jason_vs]

thats gold

[nicholasjoe]

the end has a nice sting to it