Irish Joke

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> > Two men walk into a pet shop in Co Galway. They head to the bird
section,
> > and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
> >
> > The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take
four
> > of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry.
> >
> > The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
> > birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
> > Connor's Pass.
> >
> > At Connor's Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,"Dis
> > looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them
on
> > his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
> >
> > Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself
> > stone dead.
> >
> > Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
> > says, "#### dat. Dis budgie jumping is too ####'n dangerous for me!"
> >
> >
> > THERE'S MORE
> >
> >
> > Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor's Pass. He's been to the pet
> > shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying another paper
> > bag
> > in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
> >
> > "Hi, Paddy.. Watch dis" Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
> > throws himself over the edge of the cliff.
> >
> > Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
> > parrot.
> >
> > Seamus continues to plummet down and down, until he hits the bottom, and
> > breaks every bone in his body.
> >
> > Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
> > either!"
> >
> >
> > .... IT'S NOT OVER YET
> >
> >
> > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends, when Sean
> > O'Driscoll appears.
> >
> > He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a paper bag, out of
which
> > he pulls a chicken.
> >
> > Sean O'Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and
> > down, until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
> >
> > Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief, "#### dat, lads. Dese
> > adventure sports are too dangerous for me....
> >
> > first dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping....
> > den Seamus parrotshooting.....
> > and now Sean and his ####'n hen gliding!"
> >

[sixshooter]

...Lame....I have Irish ancestory... and I wonder where all the insulting of the Irish started...?

But the best Irish joke of them all is...

Why did the Irish man wear 3 condoms ?

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