Left because I was too kinky.

[kowan]

A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed.
The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, "My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed."
"What a coincidence!" he said, "My wife just left me. She said I was to kinky in bed too."

So they start talking and they find that they have much in common so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have sex.
When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.
She comes out of the bathroom with a tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a strap-on , and a 12 inch studded dildo.
Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin.

Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door. "What's going on?", she asks. "I thought you wanted to get
kinky?"
He turns around and says, "I just rooted your dog and shat in your purse. I'm all done."

[TheForgotten]

ermmm......

[gocommygo]

bahahahaha that was so sick andawsum lol