Jet Fuel Drinks

[Pretender]

Bazza and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Perth. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Bazza said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning, Bazza wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact, he feels GREAT! No hangover! NO bad side effects, Nothing!
Then the phone rings...It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bazza says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bazza says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - nothing."
"We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well, there's just one thing...."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No....."
"Well, DON'T - 'cause I'm in Adelaide!!!"

[gocommygo]

haha thats awsum

[VRFURY]

hehe lame but funny

[TheForgotten]

hahahahaha