Building site
An italian, a russian and a japanese guy all go to a building site in the city to get some cash in hand work for the day. the foreman comes up to them and says:
"Right, Italian guy - your job today is to go out and get some concrete, we are going to need concrete. Russian dude, you are in change of getting some bricks cos our delivery hasn't come in, and japanese guy, you need to organise some supplies."
The three men agree and off they go seperately to get what is required.
Towards the end of the day, the foreman is approached by the italian, who has many bags of concrete.
"good job", he says, "thats concrete done".
The russian soon arrives with a truckload of bricks.
"nice work boris", he says "now where is that bloody japanese man got to".
The japanese guy jumps out from behind a wall and yells "SUPPPPLIES!!!!"
Back in the hope things have settled down...