the husband store

[bazcom]

> The HUSBAND Store:
>
> I'm convinced women go up to the top floor because they can't find
> shoes on the others....
>
> The Husband Store.
> A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> entrance, is a description of how the store operates.
> You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
> There are six floors and the attributes of the men, increase as the
> shopper ascends the flights. There is however, a catch . . .. you may
> choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
> floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
> On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
> Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor
> sign reads:
> Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The
> third floor sign reads:
> Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
> extremely good looking.
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
> fourth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
> drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh,
> mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
> to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
> dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
> streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
> and the sign reads:
> Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
> on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please.
> Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
> exit the building, and have a nice day!
>

[MarzVP]

Hell I must have shopped in the basement. These men have jobs, love thier bikes, thier beer and thier playstation.

[burnz]

Hell I must have shopped in the basement. These men have jobs, love thier bikes, thier beer and thier playstation.

your point is

[Patrio7]

there are kids in her house? :P

[vn88calais]

hahahahaaha soo true...when will girls just not think about looks and stuff hahahahaha...lmao