sweet story

[bazcom]

A sweet story

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,

although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,
I'll be
right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the
bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want
beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed
him
25 different kinds of beer,

brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India,
etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you
know...they
have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence,
because
the wife interrupted

him saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge
beer
mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie
Roll,
but at the bar they have

those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...

I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors
d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and

took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips. "But my sweet honey... at
the
bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?... "LISTEN UP ********! SIT DOWN,
SHUT THE F**K UP, DRINK YOUR GOD DAMN BEER IN YOUR F*****G FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR F*****G HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU
AREN'T GOING TO A F*****G BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"

[TheForgotten]

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