Memorable Newspaper Headlines

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Memorable Newspaper Headlines

Yes, since you ask, they are all genuine headlines ! No fakes

1
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4
Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?

7
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

8
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

9
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

10
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

11
Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

12
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

13
Miners Refuse to Work After Death

14
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

15
Stolen Painting Found by Tree

16
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

17
War Dims Hope for Peace

18
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

19
Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

20
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

21
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

22
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

23
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

24
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

25
Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

[semi]

haha some of those are aweseme- 'war dims hope for peace'

some of them dont sound real though. Have you seen them, or did you copy them?

[Bubbles]

local paper had
"Cowra Pubic School"

[ProMaX]

hahahah thats heaps good.. but yea some sound fake, ah well u get that

[NORTI]

local paper had
"Cowra Pubic School"

hehehehehe nice typo



D.

[Infus10n]

ive read a few funny/suss ones myself in the paper, cant rmember them though.