beware..new element found

[bazcom]

Element Name: WOMANIUM
bullet Symbol: WO
bullet Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
bullet Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
bullet Chemical properties:
> Very active;
> Highly unstable;
> Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones;
> Violent when left alone;
> Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food,
...... in particular, carbonated fermented wine juice and rare fish eggs;
> Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen;
bullet Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
bullet Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands

[TheForgotten]

haha yeah very true