the blondes revenge

[bazcom]

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were captured by Red Indians. The Indians told them, "There's good news, and there's bad news. The bad news is that we are going to kill you and use your skin to make a canoe. The good news is that you get to decide how you are going to die."

They asked the brunette how she wanted to die, she asked for poison, drank it and departed.

They then asked the redhead how she wanted to die and she said she wanted them to shoot her, which they promptly did.

When they finally asked the blonde how she wanted to die, she asked for a fork.

They gave her a fork, and she started stabbing herself all over. When they asked her what she was doing, she yelled, "So much for your canoe, you jerks!"

[ProMaX]

bahahahahaha thats gold, .. idiot woman lol

[commod8]

nice one hahaha

[stocky]

ive heard that one before, except i think it was a bunch of guys caught by amazonians and it had nothing to do with blondes. still a good joke though

[Shifty1]

haha gold..

[Patrio7]

new one to be, good joke