Kiwi love

[bazcom]

Subject: Re: love at a price

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare
species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very
cantankerous and difficult
tohandle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian
determined the problem.

The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse,
there were no male
gorillasof the species available. While reflecting
on their problem, the Zoo
management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former
All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.

Graham, like most Kiwis, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo administrators
thought they might have a solution. Graham was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed
some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, bu only on three conditions: "Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er." "Sicondly, you must niver, niver tull anyone about thus." The Zoo administration quickly agreed to thes conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500

[Outlaw Torn]

lol coming from a kiwi, ive heard this joke before,'cept it was an aussie

[kowan]

thats funny

[maxy0987]

lol yeah ok, thats a variation of an old one but couldnt see it coming so it was funny lol.