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Making a Woman Happy (similar to others)
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest (white lies okay)
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. F * ck him
3. and Shut the f * ck up
Never
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amen to that brother.
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hardy ha ha, another chick joke :P
Behind every Great chick, Is a guy checkin' her out
BAHAHA rated that!
"46. be honest (white lies okay)" hehe
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hmmm not too bad, didnt make me laugh tho, maybe a little smirk, lucily all girls ive been with have been nothing like that, almost, most of the girls ive been with let me do wat i want aslong as i sleep next to them at night.
i mean my last x, was nice. i had a fishing comp on she stayed at my house during the night and i had to leave early, got home about 4 and my bungalow was the most cleanist it has ever been. so i got to fish while she cleaned my room, fine by me
Legendary Baby!
You got too fish AND SHE cleaned YOUR room, man, sounds like a good deal to me
somewhat awesome
That was quite funny
Fortunately my wife to be isn't a stereotypical woman like that, we get along great
LMAO! That's great...it's true in some ways though hey, and this - coming from a chick!
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