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    Spin-off of fabz thread,
    Post your what do you get if you cross jokes.

    ie. What do you get if you cross an onion and a donkey?
    A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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    What do you get if you cross dress ?
    You tell me ! How the fcuk should I know ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dolphin14
    ie. What do you get if you cross an onion and a donkey?
    A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
    been watchen a bit of dukes of hazzard hey
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    what do you get when your g/f has ESP and PMS (aside from no sleep and a killer headache)
    a B*tch that knows everything
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    if they didn't have that thing between there legs we'd laugh and throw rocks at them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzza
    What do you get when you cross a Skyline with a Commodore?

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    please explain

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    Quote Originally Posted by VK_308
    please explain
    Certainly! Turbo 6, styling cues (some people say it could be a VX series 3), ermmm not much else :my:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzza
    What do you get when you cross a Skyline with a Commodore?
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    What do you get if you cross a prostitute with an elephant?

    A chick that'll f*ck you for peanuts.

    What do you get if you cross an aboriginal with an asian?

    A car thief that can't drive.
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    what do you get if you turn a blonde upside down ?
    - a brunette with bad breathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ElDubya
    What do you get if you cross a prostitute with an elephant?

    A chick that'll f*ck you for peanuts.

    What do you get if you cross an aboriginal with an asian?

    A car thief that can't drive.
    haha nasty
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    what do you get if you turn a blonde upside down ?
    - a brunette with bad breathe.
    oh that's just wrong
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    this one i remember from primary school

    what to you get if you cross a dog with a lion

    a very scared postman

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