Spin-off of fabz thread,
Post your what do you get if you cross jokes.
ie. What do you get if you cross an onion and a donkey?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
What do you get if you cross dress ?
You tell me ! How the fcuk should I know ?![]()
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lol, good one
been watchen a bit of dukes of hazzard heyOriginally Posted by dolphin14
Adam
yep, its a bloody good show. Watched it Sat night.
what do you get when your g/f has ESP and PMS (aside from no sleep and a killer headache)
a B*tch that knows everything
WTB VR/VS FACTORY HEADUNIT BRACKETS PM MEOriginally Posted by MY-42-VT
What do you get when you cross a Skyline with a Commodore?
BA Falcon
please explainOriginally Posted by Juzza
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Certainly! Turbo 6, styling cues (some people say it could be a VX series 3), ermmm not much else :my:Originally Posted by VK_308
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A VLOriginally Posted by Juzza
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What do you get if you cross a prostitute with an elephant?
A chick that'll f*ck you for peanuts.
What do you get if you cross an aboriginal with an asian?
A car thief that can't drive.
The very existance of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to do it.
what do you get if you turn a blonde upside down ?
- a brunette with bad breathe.
haha nastyOriginally Posted by ElDubya
oh that's just wrongOriginally Posted by soyaman
WTB VR/VS FACTORY HEADUNIT BRACKETS PM MEOriginally Posted by MY-42-VT
this one i remember from primary school
what to you get if you cross a dog with a lion
a very scared postman
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