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    yeah im a chick and i dont get it..:S
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    replace "poke" with "shag"
    not sure why it's in jokes section, but oh well
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    bloody kiwis

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    dont get me started "sometimes the sheep just need that little extra push through the fence" ROFL

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    :| ... this is where u get a haircut right??
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    i think i get it, lame.. plz go swallow a knife
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProMaX
    i think i get it, lame.. plz go swallow a knife
    hahahaha awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by VN-88
    nope i dont get, some one care explain???
    well, a poke's a poke, pretty self explanitory

    half a poke's no joke... referring to guys, ahh "finishing" before the girl...

    i do believe?
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    xlr8, that what i took it as. but admitably i was expecting this to be a huge list of what chicks acctually hate like

    -leaving the seat up
    -being told to shut up when driving
    -being asked to TALK [as in serious talk] when driving
    -crumbs in the butter / marg
    -being out of coffee


    etc etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrio7
    i was expecting this to be a huge list of what chicks acctually hate like

    -leaving the seat up
    -being told to shut up when driving
    -being asked to TALK [as in serious talk] when driving
    -crumbs in the butter / marg
    -being out of coffee
    And you actually still came in????
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattman
    And you actually still came in????

    i missed your point :/
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    hes saying that u already knew wat girls hated and u still came in to find out wat they hate
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    lol, ok so now i get it, um sorry but thats the worst thread in this joke section that i have ever seen, i mean what the ****??? i would have much rathered this thread be about what woman actually hate about guys.

    pissing on the floor and not cleaning it up...
    leaving ur cup beside ur couch(even tho u only just put it there and its still friggin half full)
    ect and so forth
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    Quote Originally Posted by gocommygo
    maybe hes gay?

    Well said LMAO
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    Well I'm all up for making a list of what they really do hate. I'm sure there'd be some corkers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newo
    Well I'm all up for making a list of what they really do hate. I'm sure there'd be some corkers.
    like wiping it on the curtains?
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    Quote Originally Posted by soyaman
    come on cut the guy some slack,it can't be easy being a kiwi .
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