Holey Hell

[bazcom]

An old lady dies &goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most
awful bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having
the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams

"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled

to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped & sodomized."

Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"

[VS Omega]

LOL, good one!

[ADZ124]

Yup thats a Goody !!
ADZ124

[TheForgotten]

HAHAHA yeah.....

[Bob the Builder]

thats a nice joke you got there keep it up