In Mourning.

[ADZ124]

Anna had lost her husband 4 years ago.Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally ,Anna said she would go out,but didnt know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied ,"mum I have someone for you to meet".
Well it was an immediate hit.They took to one another and after dating for six weeks ,he asked to join him for a weekend in Vermont.
Their first night there ,she undressed as he did.There she stood nude , except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.
Looking over at her,he asked "Why the black panties".
She replied,"My breasts you can fondle,my body is yours yours to explore,but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same she stood there wearing the black panties.
He was stripped to his birthday suit again ,but he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked,:"Whats with the black condom?"
He replied,"Iwant to offer my deepest condolences."
Cheers,
Doog.

[Doctor Sodways]

lmao, thats gold

[TheForgotten]

lol nice!!

[Shifty1]

haha thats gold..

[VTSSDUDE]

[NORTI]

nice nice

men will go to what ever lengths needed..... lol



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