the nun

[bazcom]

the nun
>
> Subject: The nun
>
> A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
> He
> asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few
> minutes. I'll explain why later." The nun agreed to his request.
>
> Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running along and asked her if
> she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went
> that way".
>
> After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
> skirt and said." I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I
> don't
> want to go to Iraq.
>
> "The nun said she understood. The GI said, "I hope you don't think
> me
> rude or impertinent, but you have the most beautiful pair of legs
> I've ever seen!"
>
> The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have
> seen the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want
> to go to Iraq either."
>

[Shifty1]

owned haha

[TheForgotten]

ewww *shudder*

[ProMaX]

hahahaha owned ..*shudders* thats sick.. but the joke's as sick as aids