bject: Stud Rooster
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> A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for
> his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster
> and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
>
> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
> these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
> have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says,
> "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster
> says, "I tell you what young stud,.I will race you around the
> farmhouse. Whoever wins, gets the exclusive domain over the entire
> chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand
> a chance old man so just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
>
> The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later, the young
> rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
> the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
>
> He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
> farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
> when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -
> BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes
> his head and says, "Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
>
> Moral of this story? ...
>
> Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will
> always overcome youth and arrogance!
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