Too much smoko

[SLugg]

A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few puffs.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The koala looks down at him and says: "Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

[Shifty1]

gold.. seen it before but still gold.

[Pretender]

Made me laugh out loud.
Tired or not thinking but I didn't expect the punchline.
Very good.

[v81ton]

King Billy Coke Bottle that one!