little old lady

[VS_chick]

Little old lady answered a knock on the door one
day, only to be
confronted
by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could
take a couple minutes
Of your time, I would like to demonstrate the
very latest in
High-powered vacuum cleaners."
"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got
any money" and she
Proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged
his
Foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't
be too hasty!" he
Said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with
That, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over
her hallway carpet.
If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all
traces of this horse sh*t
From your carpet, Madam, I will
personally eat the remainder."
Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing
good appetite, because
The electricity was cut off this morning."

[commy92]

lol.. who said it wasnt battery powered but. muhahahaha

[Shifty1]

ahahaha.. gold.. hahaha