A Stretcher of Rectums
While I was driving down the M8 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a policeman on the other side with a radar gun, laying in wait.
The policeman pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short"?
To which I replied. "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The policeman was surprised and confused. "A what? a rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can stretch and stretch and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet"
Then the policeman asked questioningly and cautiously . "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge..."
Speeding ticket: $105
Court Costs: $45
Look on copper's face: Priceless...
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heh good joke
could of sworn i have hear it before but still, nice.
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hahaha nice, but the mastercard ad at the end threw it
thats a good one, heard it before somewhere but alcohol inhibits short term memory LOL
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