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    An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks for his help to revive her husbands sex drive." What about trying Viagra ?".Asks the doctor.
    "Not a chance ," says Mrs Murphy."He wont even take an Asprin for a headache."
    "No problem,"replies the doctor."Drop it in his coffee , he wont even taste it.
    Try it and come back and in a week and let me know how you got on."
    A week later Mrs Murphy returns to the doctor and he enquires as to how things went.
    "Oh it was terrible , just terrible doctor."
    "What happened.?" asks the doctor.
    "Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.The effect was immediate.He jumped up and , swept the food off the table ,at the same time ripping my clothes offand then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the table .It was terrible."
    "What was terrible,"said the doctor,"was the sex good?"
    "Oh no Doctor ,the sex was the best that I have had in 25 years ; but i'll never be able to show my face in McDonalds again."
    Cheers,
    Doug.

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