Girlfriend Troubles

[Pretender]

Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Bill replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear old Mother?"
Many weeks go by and again Bill and his friend get together.
"So Bill. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"
Bill shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became fast friends."
"So are you and this girl engaged, yet?"
"I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!"

[Outlaw Torn]

lol, but damm it sux when that happens

[Patrio7]

solution? rebel.

[VN-88]

soloution... dont bring them home

[TheForgotten]

solution... learn to not care. you're in it for you, not someone else. that's what I did

[POVRTY]

i like tha joke..... i gott a few fellas 2 tell 2moz.... hope i can remember aye!