Accident-related injuries.

[kowan]

Research shows that 77 percent of accident-related injuries happen in the home. This figure now includes the earth under your living room literally opening up and swallowing you whole. A guy was walking across his front room when a sinkhole opened up under the floor and swallowed him whole. The wife lived --- police found her chanting in a back room lighted only by candles next to a pentagram that contained a used pair of her husbands undies and a pile of sand.

[TheForgotten]

umm... that wasn't funny. that did actually happen and the guy fell 6m to his death, but dunno about the voodoo bit

[POVRTY]

umm... that wasn't funny. that did actually happen and the guy fell 6m to his death, but dunno about the voodoo bit

breath in through the nose............ and out through the mouth. now lets relax a little?

[pandaman]

breath in through the nose............ and out through the mouth. now lets relax a little?

Heh, good idea but it aint gonna catch on. For some reason there's a heap of people cruising the jokes section who have no sense of humour, or in this case an appreciation for the bizzare.

[vh-holden]

i don't get it. i thought jokes were meant to be funny. not weird.