Ultimate Divorce Letter
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++Dear Husband
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your Ex-wife
funnies!!1!Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork even
years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that
my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
heard it before, but still great
1995 Manual HSV Clubsport
Wade Cam :: 9.2:1 CR :: Pacemaker headers :: Twin 2.5" Exhaust :: VT Brakes
1991 Supercharged VN Berlina
9 PSI SC14 Intercooled :: Genie headers :: Twin cats :: HM Twin 2.25 exhaust :: 3.45:1 LSD
Nothing witty to say :(
only human......
thats crazy lol
wrecking VL COMMODORE 5 speed
FOR SALE : supra 5 speed box suite holden v8 $800
Who wants chowder?
3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
born in carla? whats the relevence of that?
attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
Ahhh Yes, Ahhh Yes....
was born carla....as in his/her name was carla before they changed it...instigating sex change.
aZk.
Wanted to buy:
1. T5 V8 Bellhousing and Clutch fork assembly suit VP
2. V8 Tail Shaft, T5, Suit IRS VP
3. T5 VB Gear Box
PM Me if you got what i need...
Originally Posted by ryno_vrx
AVGJO3
Everything is possible for him who believes. Mark 9:23
haha too good...though i had read similar before...
shorter version: Husband: quick honey, pack your bags i just won the lotto!!!
Wife: but what should i pack, for warm or cold weather???
Husband: don't care...just get out...
Need some parts for my VH 253:
Green standard steering wheel...Green lower B-pillar covers.
Green sunglasses holder/lower dash bits...Air-con and assorted engine bay parts.
PM with any info.
read it before but its gold
DaZ
Project: Shifty1 commences Feb 2007
The_Monk says:
im a leech
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