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Old 27-04-2006, 05:02 PM
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Default Ferrari after hitting a telephone pole at 200+

He hit pole sideways. Would not have survived head on.

The man only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts.
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What happens to a Ferrari after hitting a telephone pole at 200+
mph?
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Old 27-04-2006, 05:05 PM
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nice work, who ever did that? i think thats the one they had on a pimp my ride special on discovery channel
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Old 27-04-2006, 05:12 PM
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Brain function fading .
 

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And the door still opened.
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Old 27-04-2006, 05:20 PM
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Nothing witty to say :(
 

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probably not a joke, not very humourous... Pretty sad I think
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Old 27-04-2006, 05:46 PM
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yep.....
 

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where's the rest of the car?
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Old 27-04-2006, 06:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheForgotten
where's the rest of the car?
in about 1,000,000 pieces lol.

thats pretty f*ked up man. wot a waste of $1,000,000
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Old 27-04-2006, 07:21 PM
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i got dibs on the engine!!!
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Old 27-04-2006, 07:22 PM
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wonder if that guy in the 4th pic is the driver
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Old 27-04-2006, 07:25 PM
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probably is. he looks a bit dissapointd lmao
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Old 27-04-2006, 07:55 PM
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Check out the condition of the cabin, man that was built to crash. Wear your seat belt and walk away. (crying)
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Old 27-04-2006, 08:32 PM
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more pics.......
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Old 27-04-2006, 09:07 PM
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damn he was lucky to survive
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Old 27-04-2006, 09:20 PM
 

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they are built to seperate like that as far as i know, means the driver has less chance of being next to the engine if it goes kaboom.


not funny, very sad
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