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Old 28-04-2006, 03:47 AM
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Default Epping Plaza Scam Warning

I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This personally happened to me at the Epping Plaza carpark and it could happen to you.

The following is both an account of what happened and an explanation of how the scam works.

Two seriously attractive drop dead gorgeous 19 year-old girls came over to my car as I was packing my shopping in the boot. They both started wiping my windscreen with rags and soapy water with their large gravity defying breasts almost falling out of their skimpy Tshirts.

It was impossible not to look. When I thanked them and offered them $20 as payment they said "No" and instead asked me for a ride to Northlands Shopping Centre.

I agreed and they got in the back seat real fast. On the way to Northlands Shopping Centre they started having sex with each other and soon after one of them climbed over into the front seat and started to perform oral sex on me while the other one stole my wallet as I found out later.

That was on Monday and since then I have been a victim of this scam several times. I had my wallet stolen on Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday. I'm on my way to the store to buy more wallets.

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Old 28-04-2006, 08:58 AM
 

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hahahahahah !!!!
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Old 28-04-2006, 09:05 AM
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he he good one mate!
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Old 28-04-2006, 09:40 AM
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That is GOLD! =)
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Old 28-04-2006, 11:58 AM
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LMAO, thats gold
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Old 28-04-2006, 01:04 PM
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hahaha you wish... lol
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Old 28-04-2006, 03:04 PM
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this has been posted b4! old.... but seriously rude :P lol
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Old 28-04-2006, 04:48 PM
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hahahahaha
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Old 28-04-2006, 10:26 PM
 

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buy a carton of wallets.

hahahahaha
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Old 29-04-2006, 03:54 PM
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Bloody hell. Thats gold. I could get a 20 foot container full of genuine imitation leather wallets shipped from china at a good price. Interested?
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Old 30-04-2006, 03:44 PM
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maybe i might have to go over to epping more often, with an old wallet of course lol
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Old 30-04-2006, 11:12 PM
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lol... I like it...
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Old 20-05-2006, 11:06 AM
 

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I promise it wont happen again. Dad has grounded my sisters.
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Old 21-05-2006, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
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I promise it wont happen again. Dad has grounded my sisters.
HAHAHA!!!!!
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Old 21-05-2006, 04:07 PM