New Zealander

[soyaman]

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World
Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave
him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing
and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular
removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him
that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but
with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat
Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv
prostate suckness ey"
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

[giannetto]

lol thats a mad one.lol

[MikeVXSS]

what do you tell an aussie with two black eyes?

nothing hes already been told twice

[MikeVXSS]

a tee hee heeee.

and what the kiwi statue say to the statue?

statue bro?

then the cat come up and said nah its me al

[ADZ124]

Yup pretty damn good.

[TheForgotten]

lol nice...

[Outlaw Torn]

lol. from a kiwi, but lol

[vn88calais]

hahaah not the rugby tickets, bro!!

[maxy0987]

the black eye joke was originally what do you tell your wife with two black eyes? nothing, you've already told her twice

[_Mukas_]

sorry to do this to ya people but it has to be done and sure to get abused for it but what the hell...

Q. whats black and blue, and doesnt like sex?
A. a rape victim


*drives away very quick(as not to get hurt)*

[253@7k]

Very poor...... very, very poor.

[_Mukas_]

told you it was no good...
Aus. 50 - NZ. 12... So much for a onslaught of kiwi domination... Bahahahahaha

[fourstar82]

what do you tell an aussie with two black eyes?

nothing hes already been told twice

Lish is going to give you a beating for that!

[Stupa]

gotta have your prioritys straight