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Old 01-05-2006, 08:03 PM
 

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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

"I'm too young to die,"she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to
die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable? Is there anyone on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence.

Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the
desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane.

He is handsome; well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... One button
at a time... No one moves.

..........He removes his shirt.

..........Muscles ripple across his chest.

..........She gasps.....

..........He whispers,

.........."Iron this - and then get me a beer"
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Old 01-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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haha. i was hoping for more, but hey.
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Old 01-05-2006, 09:09 PM
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oldie but a goodie
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:33 PM
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hahahahaahha ooooooo......so didnt see it coming lol
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is a good one, but if you want to be able to retell it short and sharp (this is the way i heard it originally)
A plane is about to go down over rugged mountains and one particular woman is hysterical. she stands in the middle of the isle, rips off her clothes and screams "I'm still a virgin, so before we all die can someone PLEASE make me feel like a woman" Bloke stands up takes his clothes off, throws em at her feet and says smugly "iron these"
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