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Old 04-05-2006, 11:31 AM
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer isnt it lovely out tonight.
5. Oh no, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

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Old 04-05-2006, 01:44 PM
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Old 04-05-2006, 05:03 PM
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Hmm, ill give some of them a try tonight, to town i go!!!!
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Old 04-05-2006, 05:20 PM
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i have trouble saying the first 9 when im soba let alone drunk!
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Old 04-05-2006, 11:13 PM
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can you say no to booze when sober? i cant
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