Larry the accountant

[IanG]

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a Fifty dollar bill on my dick," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a Fifty dollar bill tattooed on his dick?"
"Well, for one... I like to watch my money grow. Two... once in a while I like to play with my money. Three... I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly... instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow Fifty bucks anytime you want."

[TheForgotten]

old but still funny

[commod8]

its oroight that one

[vn88calais]

ahahahahahaha thats gold!!