English Euro Union Official language

[RankONE]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[VS Omega]

LOL, that's brilliaint, awesome play on the language

[Doctor Sodways]

Hmmm, i think ive seen that before, but nonetheless, its bloodyt funny

[TheForgotten]

hard to read at the end, but I got there.
well done

[soyaman]

clever , but one of the main problems we have in Australia is that we have many people in authority who have been educated beyond their intellectual capacity .

[minux]

very well done indeed

[Jesterarts]

Argh hahahaha...thats hilarious!!
I tried to read it @ 8am when i got up...failed...lol
Now its 12:06 and im in stitchs
nice