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    Over heard this joke. (dunno where it came from originally)

    When the miners got out of the hole, they went to the local pub and ordered a beer, but the bartender kindly said “no, sorry” everyone was stunned and puzzled, the miners asked “why??” the bartender replied “it’s an offence to serve minors”

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    lol, heard it on dancing with the stars last night. I mean... - lol, my G/F loves that show

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack.mcintyre
    lol, heard it on dancing with the stars last night. I mean... - lol, my G/F loves that show
    nothing to be embaressed about. i watch it to. some of them female dancers are fine.

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    This came through on my phone 15 mins after they got out, Michael Jackson is on his way to tazzy, he heard there are 2 free miners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolngroovy
    This came through on my phone 15 mins after they got out, Michael Jackson is on his way to tazzy, he heard there are 2 free miners.

    Ouch

    Nice one mate

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    This came through on my phone 15 mins after they got out, Michael Jackson is on his way to tazzy, he heard there are 2 free miners
    yea but he commited suicide on the way home after he found out they were miners, not minors. They found him in the ocean lying dead ontop of a bouy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matty081
    yea but he commited suicide on the way home after he found out they were miners, not minors. They found him in the ocean lying dead ontop of a bouy.
    Oh nice........
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