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    Default honestly .. im REALLY not a chauvinist =D

    how many chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb??


    none.. let the bitch cook in the dark
    never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo

    yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours.

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    so good, so so good. I am a chauvinist it seems.
    That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced.
    Scientific American, June 2, 1909.

    Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

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    ah well .... breakfast gets brought to me (7am sharp) no matter where i sleep.
    never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo

    yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours.

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    and so it should, a hot breakfast naturally.
    That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced.
    Scientific American, June 2, 1909.

    Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

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    well while we're craking poor taste jokes heres an old one

    Why'd the woman cross the road?

    stuff that! why's she out of the kitchen!

    no offense ladies.
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    Why are wedding dresses white?

    Too match the rest of the kitchen appliances...

    Im not like that really, i respect women completly...its just a funny joke.

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    Why do girls wear make up and perfume?


























    Cuz they're ugly and they stink..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak
    Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
    Cuz they're ugly and they stink..
    .......oh god thats random...... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    lol.....

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    Women are such teases.

    I know, thats why I went back to men

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shounak
    Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
    Cuz they're ugly and they stink..
    ...umm no offence Shounak, cos i got heaps of respect for u and agree with u in many posts...but umm...

    do u like guys??

    i mean its cool if u do, just curious...

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    are you curious in the sense your interested???
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    What do you say to your wife sitting on the couch with two black eyes.

    Nothing you have already told her twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by vn88calais
    ...umm no offence Shounak, cos i got heaps of respect for u and agree with u in many posts...but umm...

    do u like guys??

    i mean its cool if u do, just curious...

    cheers, Todd
    Yep.. I do..

    It's all out in the open now.. Phew.. That felt good..

    Btw,if you went camping with a mate and you got REALLY drunk with your mate and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your arse would you tell anybody?

    If not, wanna go camping?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrio7
    Women are such teases.

    I know, thats why I went back to men

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    Quote Originally Posted by spice weasel (BAM)
    What do you say to your wife sitting on the couch with two black eyes.

    Nothing you have already told her twice
    classic. not socially accepted but classic.
    That the automobile has practically reached the limit of its development is suggested by the fact that during the past year no improvements of a radical nature have been introduced.
    Scientific American, June 2, 1909.

    Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.

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