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12-05-2006, 07:57 PM
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Posting aimlessly ..
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Ride: MX6 - Turbo .... so flame me
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honestly .. im REALLY not a chauvinist =D
how many chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb??
none.. let the bitch cook in the dark 
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never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo
yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours. 
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12-05-2006, 08:01 PM
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Ride: vz calais, vx2 exec
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so good, so so good. I am a chauvinist it seems.
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12-05-2006, 08:05 PM
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yep.....
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Ride: VR EXEC
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still on the couch I see.....
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12-05-2006, 08:11 PM
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Posting aimlessly ..
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Ride: MX6 - Turbo .... so flame me
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ah well .... breakfast gets brought to me (7am sharp) no matter where i sleep. 
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never late in a 3 0 .. uhhh ... intercooled turbo
yes i drive an mx6 turbo ... its probably quicker than yours.
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12-05-2006, 08:28 PM
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Ride: vz calais, vx2 exec
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and so it should, a hot breakfast naturally.
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ahh character
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13-05-2006, 02:44 PM
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3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
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Ride: Suspended till 11/9/08
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Location: Perth, Clarkson
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well while we're craking poor taste jokes heres an old one
Why'd the woman cross the road?
stuff that! why's she out of the kitchen!
no offense ladies.
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attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
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13-05-2006, 04:43 PM
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Carbon Neutral -> DO IT!
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Ride: VP 5-SPD / 24-SPD Racer Hybrid
Join Date: May 2005
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Why are wedding dresses white?
Too match the rest of the kitchen appliances...
Im not like that really, i respect women completly...its just a funny joke.
aZk.
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14-05-2006, 09:32 PM
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The Kicking Horse
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Ride: VX Executive S2 + XF Panel Van Project
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Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
Cuz they're ugly and they stink..
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Shounak
Always Right
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14-05-2006, 11:46 PM
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Carbon Neutral -> DO IT!
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Ride: VP 5-SPD / 24-SPD Racer Hybrid
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Originally Posted by Shounak
Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
Cuz they're ugly and they stink..
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.......oh god thats random...... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lol.....
aZK.
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15-05-2006, 03:31 AM
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3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
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Ride: Suspended till 11/9/08
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Location: Perth, Clarkson
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Women are such teases.
I know, thats why I went back to men
( Peter and Loius Griffin )
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attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
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15-05-2006, 07:39 AM
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해커
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I don't like this thread, but then again I am a feminist
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15-05-2006, 08:34 AM
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Ride: VY Exec S2
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Location: Vic
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Why don't women need to wear a watch?
Because the time is on the oven :P
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21-05-2006, 06:32 PM
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Perth Representative
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Ride: VN Calais 88 Series 1
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Shounak
Why do girls wear make up and perfume?
Cuz they're ugly and they stink..
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...umm no offence Shounak, cos i got heaps of respect for u and agree with u in many posts...but umm...
do u like guys??
i mean its cool if u do, just curious...
cheers, Todd
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22-05-2006, 02:20 PM
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DJ Titan...Hardstyle guru
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Ride: '95 VS Acclaim
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Location: Edithvale born n bred...
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are you curious in the sense your interested???
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