A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting !
"Whats up?" he asks.
"Ehm ....err....I'm having a.......a heart attack ! " cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone,but just as he is dialing, his 4 year old son comes up and says "Daddy!,Daddy ! uncle Teds hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on.!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,past his screaming wife , and rips open the wardrobe door.Sure enough , there is his brother , totally naked , cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard" says the husband ,"my wifes having a heart attack and your running around naked scaring the kids".
hahahaha thats kinda funny ahahahaha hahaha i liked it
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i think i read this one in a ralph or FHM can't remember..but its a good joke lol
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