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Old 16-05-2006, 07:27 PM
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We all know "emoticons," where:

means a smile and
is a frown.

Well, how about JC adds some " ARSE ICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse
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Old 16-05-2006, 07:42 PM
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seen this one on JC before, still funny however.
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Old 16-05-2006, 07:50 PM
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I was going to say something funny...but couldn't be (_!_)...
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Old 16-05-2006, 07:58 PM
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lol damo your such a ford driver
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Old 16-05-2006, 08:13 PM
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hahaha nice
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Old 16-05-2006, 09:03 PM
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lol damo your such a ford driver
(_FORD_) - it says it all
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Old 16-05-2006, 09:34 PM
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(_FORD_) - it says it all
dont you mean (_HEAD_)

i.e. head up arse
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How about the Wog Chick arse ( )
( ) <-- rolls of souvlaki fat.
( ! )
( )( )
( ) ( ) <-- leading to Michelin Man thighs.
(Apologies to Michelin Man)
( ) ( )
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Old 18-05-2006, 12:46 PM
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(O) Guy who's been in jail
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Old 18-05-2006, 05:08 PM
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**** thread!
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