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Old 19-05-2006, 02:37 AM
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Brain function fading .
 

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Fly Swatting
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".

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hahahaha !
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Old 31-05-2006, 07:21 PM
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thats unreal ive try and remember it!!!
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