Business proposal
Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office but she belonged to someone else.
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 100 dollars if you let me screw you but the girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for 200 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She said "THE B@STaRD USED COINS!"
Management lesson:
ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY
WES_VN
this one has been on here b4 but different ppl but still a good laugh
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I Jizzed in my pants
Love it. awesome.
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hahaahahahaha thats funny and smart ahhaha i love it...
haha cheers, Todd
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