Dont know when to Shut Up.

burn454 · #1 26-05-2006, 01:05 PM

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clockedyou at 130 kph per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had iton cruise control at 95, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be sillydear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wifeand growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wifesmiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detectorwent off when it did." As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radardetector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenchedteeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing yourseat belt, sir. That's an automatic $100 fine." The driver says, "Well,you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over sothat I could get my licence out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have yourseat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." Andas the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turnsto his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?? The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband alwaystalk to you this way, Ma'am?" "Only when he's been drinking."