The bumper sticker thread

[fourstar82]

Saw a ripper of a bumper sticker the other day:

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

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Feel free to add what ones you've seen around the place

[Shounak]

I had this one made up, my mum said she'd kick me out of the house if I put it on.. The downside of living rent and expense free..

"My other ride's ...... YOUR DAUGHTER"

For anyone who doesn't quite get it, a lot of Datsun's, Corona, shitty cars have stickers like "My other ride's a Lamborghini"..

[VRSS]

i got "SPONSORED BY CENTRELINK" made up, my mum doesnt want me to put it on either haha.

[TheForgotten]

we've done this before click here
saw one a few nights back, on a suzuki swift "wish I was a V8" I thought it was funny

[Don Sutton]

Spotted on a Honda 'I love the roar of a struggling four' and on an Astra 'On the eighth day God made Fords to keep D*******s out of Holdens'

[Shounak]

The Honda one's gold..

[Patrio7]

same as the one commonly found on barinas:

When i grow up i wanna be a HSV!

[Jesterarts]

Seen a funny one:

"Don't laugh...it could be your daughter inside!"

:P

[vnberlwagon]

If anyone here is old enuff to remember Sandman panelvans, these classics were around, if not invented for Holden vans:
If this vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
Don't laugh your daughter could be in here.
If you're lookin for your cat check under my front tyre.

[1vngal]

On the back of a VS ute:

Nuttier than a squirrel's turd

And one I had on my old capella:

I do what my rice bubbles tell me too...

[kwik6]

my old car had, "SAVE A WHALE, HARPOON A FAT CHICK" and "DONT LAUGH, IT COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER INSIDE"

[goslettandrew]

'hows my driving?.......race me and find out!'

[redcedar]

Heres one I saw on the back of a truck yesterday

I OWN THE TRUCK BUT THE DEISELS ON H.P.

[Cane_It]

mate has the transformers logo on his old camry, underneath it says "I transform into a Porsche".

[POVRTY]

there used 2 be a chick were i live in a fluro yellow vk with"DIAL000ANDMAKEACOPCUM

[kwik6]

www.sex@myplace.cum.now

[_Mukas_]

Ifucnreadthsur2###nclse

[Jecs]

mate has the transformers logo on his old camry, underneath it says "I transform into a Porsche".

GOLD !!

Jecs

[vt1538]

Saw a HQ ute with "Henry Ford was a faggot"

[fourstar82]

That on should read: 'Henry Ford was a Nazi' Little do people know that he was a Nazi sympathiser and a rasist, more of a reason not to buy his product. Well, maybe not so much now, anyway I'm blabbering...

[bangers]

give me a car made with tools not chopsticks

[Ripcell]

give me a car made with tools not chopsticks

fu(kin pisser

[CANYONERO]

i knew this guy that owned a torana that used to get pulled over all the time, he got so annoyed with it he had a sticker reading - want more grunt? go f*** a pig! under his bonnet! in a spot easily visible whenever the bonnet was up!

[bangers]

I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day.

Gun Control Means Using Both Hands.

Where The Hell Is Easy Street?

Save You're Breath, You'll Need It To Blow Up Your Date.

The Proctologist Called........ They Found Your Head

My Car May Be Shit But Atleast Its Australian

[xlr8_87]

give me a car made with tools not chopsticks

hahahahahahahaha

i am so looking for that sticker