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27-05-2006, 02:30 PM
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Graphic Designer
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Ride: 95 Camry CSX
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Location: Temple'of doom'stowe, Melbourne
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The bumper sticker thread
Saw a ripper of a bumper sticker the other day:
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
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Feel free to add what ones you've seen around the place
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Back in the hope things have settled down...
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27-05-2006, 02:33 PM
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The Kicking Horse
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Ride: VX Executive S2 + XF Panel Van Project
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Geelong, Vic
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I had this one made up, my mum said she'd kick me out of the house if I put it on.. The downside of living rent and expense free..
"My other ride's ...... YOUR DAUGHTER"
For anyone who doesn't quite get it, a lot of Datsun's, Corona, ****ty cars have stickers like "My other ride's a Lamborghini"..
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Shounak
Always Right
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27-05-2006, 02:35 PM
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Formerly VK_308
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Ride: VR SS 5-Speed, VK 5L, WB Panno
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Radelaide
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i got "SPONSORED BY CENTRELINK" made up, my mum doesnt want me to put it on either haha.
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 >> R.I.P. Peter Brock. 1945 - 2006. << ... ~ Always Remembered ~ ...
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27-05-2006, 04:28 PM
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yep.....
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Ride: VR EXEC
Join Date: Dec 2005
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we've done this before click here
saw one a few nights back, on a suzuki swift "wish I was a V8" I thought it was funny
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27-05-2006, 04:43 PM
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Ride: VS Commodore Acclaim
Join Date: Jan 2006
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Spotted on a Honda 'I love the roar of a struggling four' and on an Astra 'On the eighth day God made Fords to keep D*******s out of Holdens'
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27-05-2006, 04:59 PM
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The Kicking Horse
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Ride: VX Executive S2 + XF Panel Van Project
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Geelong, Vic
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The Honda one's gold..
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Shounak
Always Right
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27-05-2006, 05:53 PM
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3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.
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Ride: Suspended till 11/9/08
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Perth, Clarkson
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same as the one commonly found on barinas:
When i grow up i wanna be a HSV!
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attn Über geeks, i play Second life. Patrio Graysmark.
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27-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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No longer mooching...
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Ride: e30 318i manual
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Mornington, VIC
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Seen a funny one:
"Don't laugh...it could be your daughter inside!"
:P
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 Sarcasm, ignorance arrogance FTW!
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27-05-2006, 10:54 PM
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Ride: VN BERLINA WAGON V8
Join Date: Mar 2006
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If anyone here is old enuff to remember Sandman panelvans, these classics were around, if not invented for Holden vans:
If this vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
Don't laugh your daughter could be in here.
If you're lookin for your cat check under my front tyre.
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28-05-2006, 01:50 AM
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Go Kitty Go!
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Ride: 'Ruby' 1991 VN Exec / 1999 VT HSV XU6
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On the back of a VS ute:
Nuttier than a squirrel's turd
And one I had on my old capella:
I do what my rice bubbles tell me too...
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Check out the "edited" pics of Ruby! What she's gonna look like when she's tinted!!
http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/...ad.php?t=41795
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:: hakhawk :: says:
im a geek by day
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a mass/axe murderer by night
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and a rabbit sometimes
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I'm only nice to one person per day. Today is not your day....
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
God must love stupid people, He made so many.
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28-05-2006, 02:21 AM
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stroke it baby
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Ride: vz ss cobalt blue/ hk prem chev
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: rowville, melbourne
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my old car had, "SAVE A WHALE, HARPOON A FAT CHICK" and "DONT LAUGH, IT COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER INSIDE"
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28-05-2006, 05:22 AM
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Gozzi
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Ride: Chevrolet Lumina
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Cape Town, South Africa
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'hows my driving?.......race me and find out!'
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28-05-2006, 07:18 PM
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Ride: vncalais
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: coffs harbour
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Heres one I saw on the back of a truck yesterday
I OWN THE TRUCK BUT THE DEISELS ON H.P.
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28-05-2006, 07:46 PM
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Ride: VK Calais 308
Join Date: Jun 2005
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mate has the transformers logo on his old camry, underneath it says "I transform into a Porsche".
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