Stress Relievers

[Shounak]

Stress Reliever #1
>> >
>> >Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
>> >Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
>> >at your picture and the problem disappears.
>> >Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
>> >Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
>> >problem Can there be greater than this one?

Stress Reliever # 2
>> >
>> >Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
>> >troubles and lighten your burden.
>> >Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
>> >troubles.
>> >Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever #3
>> >
>> >Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
>> >give up my seat to a lady.
>> >Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
>> >Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
>> >A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
>> >father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied
>> >sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 5
>> >Father to son after exam: "let me see your report!card."
>> >Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 6
>> >A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My
>> >Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
>> >another.
>> >Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

>> >Stress Reliever # 7
>> >Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
>> >millionaire?"
>> >Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
>> >Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
>> >What were you before you married her?"
>> >Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

>> >Stress Reliever # 8
>> >Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
>> >The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

>> >Stress Reliever # 9
>> >A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty
>> >face or my sexy body?
>> >He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
>> >humor.

[Patrio7]

and the scores are in.....


9.5

[Jamie_87]

haha last one cracked me up,lol

[Vs_sharlene]

#7 & #9