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    There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One asked the other, "How's your wife?" The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!" The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she's dead?" The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.


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    lol mate thats 2nds ones good
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    well i think a "headjob" would be better than stroking it?

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    lmao, love that second one. The first one is summed up oh so perfectly
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    hahahahahahah thats some funny stuff bro hahaha

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