2 Jokes
I will go down on you and make you extremely happy. But only long enough to make you think it is going to get better. Then i will come back up and **** you like no other!! Sincerely yours, Gas Prices.
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There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One asked the other, "How's your wife?" The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!" The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she's dead?" The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.
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