lol at second one
I will go down on you and make you extremely happy. But only long enough to make you think it is going to get better. Then i will come back up and **** you like no other!! Sincerely yours, Gas Prices.
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There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One asked the other, "How's your wife?" The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!" The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she's dead?" The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.
First ones my favourite.
lol at second one
lmao, love that second one. The first one is summed up oh so perfectly
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
- Theodor Seuss Geisel
uh oh
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How to be a good Australian Citizen: Drive a Camry, Become another number in the system, Dob in all other numbers for un-numberlike behavior (no matter how slight), Base all your opinions solely on the information provided by T.T. and A.C.A., Believe everything our gracious Government Tells you to.
hahahahahahah thats some funny stuff bro hahaha
cheers, Todd
VY works currently in PRODUCTION!!
Engine will still be sloow!!!!! ;-)