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Old 28-05-2006, 11:35 AM
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There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away talking. One asked the other, "How's your wife?" The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!" The first man asked, "What do you mean you THINK she's dead?" The second explained, "Well...the sex is the same but the dishes are starting to pile up.


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Old 28-05-2006, 11:48 AM
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lol at second one
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Old 28-05-2006, 01:20 PM
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lol mate thats 2nds ones good
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Old 28-05-2006, 02:07 PM
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lol nice. love ya work


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Old 28-05-2006, 03:14 PM
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lmao, love that second one. The first one is summed up oh so perfectly
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Old 28-05-2006, 09:03 PM
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uh oh
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Old 30-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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luv the 1st one
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:54 PM
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hahahahahahah thats some funny stuff bro hahaha

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