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Old 28-05-2006, 06:58 PM
 

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how many emos does it take to change a light globe?

none, they would all rather sit in darkness
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:06 PM
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What's red, black and white and sits in corners getting smaller and smaller?

An Emo with a vegetable peeler.
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:07 PM
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i wish my grass was emo...... then it would cut itself....
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:09 PM
 

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why did the emo cross the road?

to get hit by a car
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:13 PM
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Emo orange:

http://emoorangesmovie.ytmnd.com/
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:39 PM
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Emo's are cool . . . . . . . . if you like suicide
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boona15
i wish my grass was emo...... then it would cut itself....

AHAHAHA, damn sooo harsh, but that's the most I've laughed all day! Nice one.
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Emo's are cool . . . . . . . . if you like suicide
Thats the joke mate........
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:55 PM
 

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how do u stop an emo from drowning?

tell him to write a song about it
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Old 28-05-2006, 07:57 PM
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Quote:
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Thats the joke mate........
exactly....
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Old 28-05-2006, 08:59 PM
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uh oh. survival of the fittest. NO MORE EMOS!! YAY
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Old 28-05-2006, 09:41 PM
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Emo's don't kill themselves, they want the attention but they're too pussy to actually do it.
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Old 29-05-2006, 01:54 PM
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Have you all hear that EMO song by Hollywood undead?? Its funny as!!
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Old 29-05-2006, 06:32 PM
 

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Have you all hear that EMO song by Hollywood undead?? Its funny as!!
no, wats it called?
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Old 29-05-2006, 06:53 PM
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look emo
"Emo song" by "adam and Andrew"
very old.. and POPULAR!
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Old 30-05-2006, 09:44 PM
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what happened to the days when emo was just punk gone wrong?
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