25 things you want to say but dont

[Ripcell]

1) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3) How about never? Is never good for you?

4) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9) It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10) Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13) I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23) And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24) Do I look like a people person?

25) This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

[wes_v8]

lol yea sumtimes think of sum of those things like no.1 lol

[bangers]

i've actually said 6, 9 and 11.

[TheForgotten]

yeah I've heard some of them beore. could definitely use most at work.....

[_Mukas_]

1)
25) This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

42.5 hrs a week, this is my life

[Jecs]

1) I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
25) This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

42.5 hrs a week, this is my life

42.5 Hours A Week Of My Life And I Feel Like Saying No 1. To My Boss All The Time, And No 25. Describes My Work Place To The Last Detail.

Jecs

[_Mukas_]

number 1 to the f***wit customers i have to deal with, number 13 to my boss! thatd shut him up

[Boost_Babe777]

Haha nice!!

[minux]

haha some nice ones in there

[Charg'd]

there pretty good,

[SLY-SLE]

haha noice one!